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“Surprise, b****. I bet you thought you seen the last of me [in blog form]” -Emma Roberts
I’m so sorry for that introduction, it’s just that I just finished American Horror Story: Coven and it was brilliant.
Anyways, 2015 was my favorite year so far! It was hard to think of a resolution because there was so many things I accomplished. Therefore, in 2016 I decided I wanted to focus on the person who I want to be rather than focus on the things I wanted to do.
Yeah, you make stupid mistakes when you make impulsive decisions but who cares?! It’s college and the best way to learn is by learning through your mistakes. I’ve lived life on both the reserved side and one the scandalous side. And lemme tell you, living scandalously is waaaaaay more fun. It’s more stupid, but fun. I want to focus on what makes me happy in the moment. It doesn’t matter if that will be binge-watching Netflix, eating a tub of Ben & Jerry’s, or getting my nails done.
Be confident & BE bold.
Okay, I’ve had waay too many people this year tell me I’m too nice. I mean, I value other people’s feelings but I admit that I put their feelings in front of mine. I hate having any bad blood between anyone but because of that I’ve allowed people to walk all over me. Well, NOT THIS YEAR. I mean, I’ll still be nice but I’m lowering my tolerance for nonsense because I’m telling you that some b****** be crazy. I mean if I’m being honest, I’m not that great at giving advice. But in all seriousness, I enjoy the fact that people like to confide in me but sometimes a girl has to focus on her own problems before she can help others. And ultimately, that’s a big mistake I made this year. People often mistake being bold as being arrogant and that’s something I hate. But if being confident makes me stuck up, then let me be. So ladies, let’s channel our inner Chanel Oberlin, eyebroll away, sip our mimosas, but still be the somewhat nice girls we are.
Besides water, the key to success is determination. There hasn’t been a day where I haven’t thought of the life I someday want for myself. The reason why I’m in school, put effort in my work, and wake up everyday is because of the luxe life I dream about. Ever since I realized that I can actually acquire my goal, nothing will distract me. I won’t stop until the day I’m sitting on a rooftop of my mansion sipping mimosas (I just really love mimosas) with Joseph complaining about all of the social events we must make appearances to.
In recap: Scandals make life much more interesting, be a b**** who everyone still likes, and be completely materialistic.
Wow, that sounds horrible. But eh, I already told you that my advice isn’t that great.